Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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