There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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