Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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