This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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