Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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