he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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