I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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