well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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