escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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