No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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