We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Randomize
