new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I love you.
Bad choice
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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