How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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