no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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