Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
another moral hangover. fuck.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
