i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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