You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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