You work out of a Hotel?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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