They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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