I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
50% drunk capacity currently
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
