I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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