Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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