i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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