Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
She made me pour olive oil on her.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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