But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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