I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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