After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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