maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
we made out on top of his cat.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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