Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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