I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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