Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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