can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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