You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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