Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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