I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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