me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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