if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It was confusing and full of hummus
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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