PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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