please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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