you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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