I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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