ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i was born a porn star she said
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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