He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So drunk its hurt
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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