Plan B is the new Plan A
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
