I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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