I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Alive.
So much puke
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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