I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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