Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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