Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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