have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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