She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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