just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
