so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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