if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
