But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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