we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Randomize
